robert type joke

A Robert type joke is a very cringe/corny ass joke.

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke

by HMMS November 19, 2023

Stealer of jokes

Eirik

He is a stealer of jokes

by SomeRealGuyOrGirl October 22, 2023

Joke

Funny series of words

"Nice joke Carl"

"Give back my damn arms Jake"

by Not Doodleting October 25, 2019

joke

The link on Urban Dictionary when your friends take that joke a little too seriously.

Person A: Hey C you look as shitty as a camels abortion
Person B: Dude apologize, that's not nice of you to say
Person C:*Links them this definition of joke*

by kystor December 18, 2017

Joke

This is a joke!

A boy asked his father 'Can I marry grandma' (he was American).

Father: Why?
Child: She loves me and I love her and I think she'd cook for me!
Father: You can't do that!
Child: Why?
Father: Because you can't marry my mother.
Child: But you married mine!
(joke, kids don't try this)

by ManyPhoelaTicSir March 17, 2020

Joke

Tioga County.....

Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"

by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021