Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep

To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.

John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn

Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep

by ThatOneCheetah January 7, 2025

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

sleep

the mindless escape from all the pain

im just sleeping away the main.

by sadgorl69 May 23, 2020

sleeping like Pakistan's AD

To indulge a very deep sleep, similar to how Pakistan's AD (Air Defence) sleeps, which cannot be disturbed even after terrorist camps, military bases, AWACS and nuclear sites are being bombed all around you.

Hey Bro, was sleeping like Pakistan's AD. Catch you soon

by Barci May 12, 2025

Sleep

1. a state compared to or resembling sleep, such as death or complete silence or stillness.
2. be at peace in death; lie buried.

1. "a photograph of the poet in his last sleep"
2. "he sleeps beneath the silver birches"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

sleep number

the number of people you have slept with

My sleep number has nothing to do with a mattress-but what happens on top of it!

by dorksideofthemoon March 17, 2021