self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

by stuartc1 October 6, 2019

Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.

I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better

by mamakay November 20, 2019

Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

Self Harvest

The act of consuming your own cum in hopes of recycling your offspring for the next load.

I always self harvest after each session.

by Deeps00 March 6, 2020

Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020

Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020