Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.

My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning

by CornershopMen November 19, 2018

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.

If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.

by the all knowing spirit April 5, 2022

Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise

I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise

by PapaBoongTang June 15, 2022

Birthday Surprise

If you pull your dick out at your birthday party preferably a chode it's a birthday surprise

Yo Zane whiped his birthday surprise out at his birthday party.

by Chodeboi69 September 19, 2018