Net Rat

A net rat is someone who spends all their time on the internet because they have nothing better to do.

"Maddi is such a net rat!"

by Maddi & Ashleigh February 14, 2009

Mouse Rat

A mouse that isn't quite a rat yet. He has trouble hanging with real RATS

Justin has a dream to be a rat but he's still just a mouse, so people call him Mouse Rat.

by Anonymous 11222 June 30, 2016

fucking rats

Those are the type of teammates who hide and wait for you to die in game

- I'm Kalin the Rat God. And Martin is my friend, the King of Rats.
- Guys... don't hide, help...
- No.
- No.
- Fucking rats...

by SoPissed July 28, 2017

The Tubba Rat

When you are engaging in unprotected gay anal sex and a small piece of undigested material such as corn or a peanut gets lodged in your pee hole.

Tubba was on all fours getting his daily ass pounding when his boyfriend suddenly yelped like a cocker spaniel when a piece of corn became lodged in his urethra. Tubba tried to suck the corn niblet out, but it was a full-on case of the Tubba Rat.

by Jon Chino December 14, 2008

Sewer Rat

A person who has absolutely no sexual standards and will have sex with anything with a heartbeat.

Did Chief fuck Pencil Anti-Thicc Cunt last night? Of course he did! He’s a Sewer Rat!

by jfc12345 November 26, 2020

Spike Rat

A small rodent that lies underneath the folds of flubber of an obese man. The rodent survives in hot moist areas of the body living off of sweat and missed food particals. If is very docile and can be easily trained. Can grow up to the size of a toy poodle.

Did you see the Spike Rat that was living between Billy's flubber? I think the Spike Rat was eating cookie crumbs.

by mioak September 20, 2011

ninja rat

is someone' s girlfriend has got a fat hairy pussy

dave say's to sarah girl u got a ninja rat (a fat hairy pussy)

by simon bentley August 29, 2009