by Mr.FurnaceFace December 03, 2019
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“
by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019
The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
by Asriel379 February 07, 2020
by THE DOCTOR IS THE PERSON WHO KEEPS SAYING "CRETIN TROLL" March 20, 2005
A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 07, 2013
ben iggo: yum pies
some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"
some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"
by Danman11 June 18, 2006
Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down? is the most social form of salutation. Primarily indigenous to West Coast North American Males, originating in California, this super-friendly hello is quickly spreading across the globe. Which only begs one question:
Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Who's YOUR Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 1: Who's Your Goo-Guy-Got-Goin'-Down?
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: You're such an ASShole!
Friend 2: Great!
by Player! September 22, 2007