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King Edwards vi camp hill for girls

A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers
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Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go
by Sexylog March 12, 2017
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The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.
Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.
by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018
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shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
by Olivia123 November 11, 2007
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Hills-none, Shills-none, Bills-none!

Getting to it, making moves! (listening to music, going out, meeting up with ladies, etc.)
A: Hey Bill, I just got the new Fu-Shnickens CD. It's dope!

B: Nice, bust it out! Let's get with da hills-none, shills-none, bills-none!!!
by A 2 Da J August 25, 2006
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Ste Hill

Well… Ste Hill is a guy who’s overgrown with weight and has a personal hygiene problem! Usually smells of shit.

Ste hill is know as a “monkey hanger” from Hartlepool.

This individual was a coach driver who at the time was self employed, not paying tax and N.I and stealing from a company he used to work for.!

Said person above has a friend “Dave Parky” They once came up with a cunning plan to sell dodgy knockoff headphones to their work colleagues to line their own pockets full of cash.

Unfortunately for these two in question it all went Wrong once they found out these headphones wasn’t working correctly and “Parky” decided to do a runner with everyone’s money while Ste Hill carried on working for this said company.

This is known as a cunts trick to his so called friend and also known as shitting on one’s doorstep.

Ste Hill likes to think that all bus drives are retards and are beneath coach drivers,But what he doesn’t understand is that he always got lost on his tours while using his twat-nav when he drove coach’s.

Hill and Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
Hey Ste hill, what’s that white stuff on your nose?

If you can’t fuck someone over your way, do it the Ste hill way.
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Hills Hoist

When a man jizzes on his partner's clothing, hangs it out to dry, later moistens it and then simbas that shit on her face
Hey Bruce I totally hills hoisted my girl yesterday
by Oz fuk February 13, 2019
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slowly downward landing hill

a hill where you cooternoot
“Hey, let’s go cooternoot on that slowly downward landing hill.”
by PickleToes101 July 13, 2022
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