smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

smash bros

a fighting game that was utterly corrupted by quickplay

smash bros a fighting game developed by nintendo was mistaken for sex sometimes when trolls said “i will smash her”

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Smügle Smashing

To repeatedly smash together two oblong and erect penis of any insect until they fuse.

During the Smügle Smashing Experiment, the scientists were able to fuse the “Slut Slayers” of the two beetles and create energy.

by Anal salad May 8, 2019

Hash smash

The excess water from Making hash turned into a beverage

We made hash last night want some hash smash.

by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

smash the rat

to do cocaine by snorting a line

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke

by snortex November 25, 2017

smash pics

photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc

or

Sex photos

Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."

or

Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."

by MacWomack December 11, 2023

Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.

Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?

by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021