It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots 💓
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An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 06, 2009
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Ghetto 9/10 times answer

A person who lives in the ghetto, who insists on that he/she is extremely smart and rich. However when you ask this person why he/she lives in the ghetto and why he/she doesnt have any education you will 9/10 times get an answer simulare to this

- Duuuude I have the money, it's just that I dont want to show people that I have them, if they ask me I will tell them how much I have but that doesn't mean I will buy a brand new castle somewhere else, I am rich dawg, really! And I am soo smart that I dont need no education, or whatever that is!
"Friendly person who sees the chance to help someone out" - Hey you, how about I help you out and get you into a school? So you can have a bright future so you wont have to live in this place

"Ghetto 9/10 times answer"- Duuuude, I have cash, I am rich I dont need no smartass to tell me what to do! I am brilliant, I dont need no damn school, I am too smart for it! I will stay here and sit on my fortune! I found 5 cents the other day! What do you say about that huh!
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Have a 9-1-1-derful day

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.
"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"
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Kyle likes 9 year old

its simple he likes little kids and won't stop until he finds them all
Kyle likes 9 year old its just that simple
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When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.
"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"
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Jersey day 9/16/19

Put this on your Snapchat story and who ever screenshots it get your jersey
Jersey day 9/16/19
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