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by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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Noob

When you talk about a nipple and a boob at the same time....If you are wanting to talk about more than one you need to call them Neebs.
Mandy's noob needs attention.
by Diner Girl younger January 10, 2012
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noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.
Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3
by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011
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Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.
Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.
by Bean Jack July 29, 2011
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Noob

A young man residing in Central Indiana who enjoys calling everyone else "Noob" without realizing that he himself is the biggest Noob of all.
That Graham kid thinks he's hot shit, but he's really just a gigantic Noob.
by I'mNotANoob. July 18, 2011
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by raaad August 15, 2011
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