Person 1: Do u play minecraft?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play roblox?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play fortnite?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: Can we be friends?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Later that day..........................
Person 1: How many v bux (i think that's how u spell it) do u have?????
Person 2: 0 :(
Person 1: Ur a stupid noob
Person 2: >:(
Person 1: Get away from meeeeeee
Person 2: no >:((((((
Person 1: I SAID GO AWAY
Read more if ur interested
If reading this Just wanna say ur awesome/bootiful I hope u have a lovely day 😊 ❤
Also I just wanna say anybody who isn't reading this is also a noob. >:)
>.<
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play roblox?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play fortnite?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: Can we be friends?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Later that day..........................
Person 1: How many v bux (i think that's how u spell it) do u have?????
Person 2: 0 :(
Person 1: Ur a stupid noob
Person 2: >:(
Person 1: Get away from meeeeeee
Person 2: no >:((((((
Person 1: I SAID GO AWAY
Read more if ur interested
If reading this Just wanna say ur awesome/bootiful I hope u have a lovely day 😊 ❤
Also I just wanna say anybody who isn't reading this is also a noob. >:)
>.<
by [i d k] February 8, 2021
Get the Noobmug. 
by John's son, John Johnson February 20, 2017
Get the Noobmug. by smallprecum June 8, 2022
Get the Noobmug. A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.
Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck
by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016
Get the Noob Bearmug. A general term, often referring to extremely low skill gamers, who consistently use broken weapons, triple category spam, claim there the best. They often will win, only because the games noobs generally play games like pixel gun 3d, call of duty and others.
Noob:*gets new best weapon in game*
*misses every other shot*
*kills you because of a one shot kill with area damage, lifesteal, bleeding, poison, and burning.*
Noob:”I’m soo good you guys are trash”
Everyone: p2w
*misses every other shot*
*kills you because of a one shot kill with area damage, lifesteal, bleeding, poison, and burning.*
Noob:”I’m soo good you guys are trash”
Everyone: p2w
by That handle is in use by November 2, 2019
Get the Noobmug. A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.
by Dimentioof April 28, 2025
Get the Cult of the Noobsmug.