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Lipstritican

An individual who creates a fictional story about his friend sleep-talking about crazy things.
An example of a Lipstritican would be a friend who tells you you were sleep-talking about your mother having sex with your uncle on your grandmother's bed in a very long and elaborate rant, though this is obviously not true.
by lipstritician January 5, 2012
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[lipstick lumberjack]

A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.
There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.
by Termitescout October 18, 2013
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lipstick on a pig

(a term originally used by the Democratic party to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008 because some of the -IMHO misogynistic- Democrats didn't like how much make make-up she was putting on)

overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.
I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; I will simply state that IMHO such or such a method of capital execution (but not the idea of capital punishment itself) is absolutely inappropriate in modern society. Or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case, but not as a principle. The moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2014
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lipstick licker

A girly looking female that is primarily straight that recreationally tries to engage in sexually activities with other girly looking females or lesbians on the weekends
Lipstick Licker - Jenna Jamieson and Brianna Banks
by Lusciouslips May 5, 2014
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lipstick discovery syndrome

The tendency to overuse something one has newly discovered. Derived from a hypothetical story about a cavewoman who is revived from being frozen in ice and is allowed to use lipstick for the first time. The result is an egregious amount of smeared lipstick in, on and around her mouth.
Tony just found the spot heeling tool in Photoshop and is removing all the spots from everything, including leopards! I think he has lipstick discovery syndrome.
by GlobalLeader August 30, 2015
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Lipscaping

She took time, carefully lipscaping herself.
by Geekgirl10 June 29, 2016
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lipsdick

The lipstick residue left on a man's penis after receiving a blowjob.
Fuck man, she's got my favorite shade of lipsdick....
by Verbicide August 2, 2016
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