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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob
"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.
by xxxthanos April 29, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a big headed smart weird little boy but is very annoying at times and is a good listener sometimes and loves to talkkkkkkkkk but is very kind to some. Jacob is a very smart and lazy person but when you get on his nerves he will get on your nerves back. Jacob is not good at giving advice and is a very awkward person. He loves eating food especially if it is not his. He sometimes will get very cranky. For some reason, he always wears Under Armor rather than Nike or Addidas.
by Fredrick_The_Third April 3, 2019
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Jacob Ack
by Idontliketyler July 20, 2020
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jacob

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni
by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021
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Jacob Gullick

Jacob Gullick is a unit with a massive penis. he is very attractive, his rolls turn everyone on.
Jacob Gullick: "Hi"
Girl: 'orgasms'
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018
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