Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

Bill Cosby Card

There are four bases in a relationship

First base
Second base
Third base
and finally
the Home Plate

First is making out
second is making out with the tongue.
third is touching
and fourth is sex

There are times where there are accidents like rape and underage sex which is considered rape regardless of age. This is when the Bill Cosby Card gets played. Normally it is the man who plays it.

Once the card is played the male is in prison for a matter of 3-10 years for rape.

Don't say I didn't warn you. You already played the card. You're now a registered sex offender.

Troy: I heard Trevor played the Bill Cosby Card, Owen.
Owen: He did WHAT?
Troy: He pulled the Bill Cosby Card!
Owen: Did I hear that right?
Troy: Yes. Trevor boned Amanda just as they started dating and she filed a police report about a rape!

by Anonomous4002 June 16, 2020

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Trading V card

Trading someone's V card to someone else, typically done as a joke or to flex how many people you took a v card from

Person 1: OMG PERSON 2 HAS SO MANY V CARDS!?
Person 2: surprisingly yea, wanna trade some?
Person 3: I only have insert random name's...

Person 1: oh we are Trading V cards
Person 4: is that my v card... in someone else's hand...???

by help_me_omg November 1, 2023

football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them

Hey bro wyd? Unpacking football cards

by Urgirlbeetie February 1, 2022