do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#

Do your shitin at home.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

do your poopin at home

You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.

And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

The Home Invasion

Sex position where you tie up your naked partner at the wrists and ankles, leave them in bed and then take all their valuables and wallet - and leave.

Oh man, Lisa let me do The Home Invasion in bed last night - yada yada and now I have to choose between the 55" or the 65" LED TV

by Jerthehair March 15, 2018

Inside-the-park home run

Doing a #2 in a public urinal.

From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."

by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017

I lift at home

A phrase commonly used as an excuse to not work out in a proper gym or weight room. Usually pertains to the person curling and benching for 5 minutes and stating that they have completed a full workout.

Person 1: Bro, you trying to work out tonight?

Person 2: Nah, I lift at home. Not really in the mood for staying after to work out tonight.

by Juanthejumper September 11, 2016

i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016