Waxed his pillow

When a guy puts his cum on his ball sack and someone licks it off.
When Tyrone nutted, he put his cum on his balls and Makena licked it off, therefore Makena waxed his pillow.
by Sicilian-Pizza December 11, 2008
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his beans are lukewarm

Used to discribe a man who is gay, not strait, or otherwise feminine or queer. When a man doesnt use his balls for the right reasons.
John: Jamal, man his beans are lukewarm.

Jamal: Shut your skank ass up.
by NO HOMOS ALLOWED December 01, 2008
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Hi my name is Candy!

This is an expression used when a teachers back is turned. They will proceed to ask "Who said that". The class then replies "Candy", aggravating the teacher.
The teacher wrote something on the whiteboard, and while the teachers back was turned, he yelled "Hi my name is Candy!".
The class recieved a class detention for denying anyone saying "Hi my name is Candy!"
by My tiger Richard Tiger October 21, 2013
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talking with his dick out

When a gay man is hot for someone, he uses this phrase.
Jimmy fancied billy a lot, he was always talking with his dick out.
by Kaliphunia June 25, 2008
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HIM (His-Infernal-majesty)

A particularly terrible band of Finlandish origin, the inspiration of whom is possibly derived from pussy type emo cry-whinge bands with material consisting mostly of songs regarding the incomprehensible sorrow felt by that particular individual as a consequence of their girlfriend of three days dumping them/ a slight twinge in the humerous/ the loss of a favourite sock. This particular genre of music is normally favoured by the younger generation of student-types who frequently describe themselve's as 'alternative' and cannot yet smoke correctly.
Look at Luke moshing to The Spice Girls, he quite clearly listens to HIM. Loser.
by Adam Thompson June 26, 2005
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(Total translation) His car (whip) was a stupid (janckty) poo-poo car (hoopty).
Joe: Why, Jane, have you seen Mark's new car?
Jane: Yeah, homie. His whip was a janckty hoopty.
Joe: I understand you completely. Let's go toss eggs at that jalopy.
by Womanof MassDestruction October 14, 2007
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wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.
Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?
by pmcopo April 02, 2011
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