Happy Nathan

The middle section of a 3-man human centipede.

My boss was a Happy Nathan last night and turned up to work refreshed in the morning.

by Johnsmith200 April 26, 2023

malcolm happy

To be too happy and to make silly noises flailing arms around and jumping all over the place.

My friend got a blow job and was malcolm happy.

by Panda_punch1 September 26, 2011

retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

happy hijack

To take a way one's happiness by making a derogatory remark.

Kassandra was so happy about getting a new car when Nicole said "Too bad its a piece of junk!". Kassandra replied, Why you gotta happy hijack me?

by Todd Ballou December 29, 2007

happy selfie

V. the act of ejaculating on someone attempting to take a photograph of themselves
N. A photograph that someone has taken of themselves, where semen is flying towards them

V. Joe: If she doesn't stop taking god damn selfies, I'm gonna give her a happy selfie!
N. Ellis: That's the funniest happy selfie to date!

by kanbay December 20, 2013

happy paper

as used in e.g. the Philippines for celebration wrapping-paper that promises so much at birthday and Christmas, to be eagerly torn off..

' This is the family Christmas morning ? The kids all back in their rooms and the Christmas tree surrounded by torn-up happy paper...?'

by mikroth February 2, 2009

Happy Cobra

A legendary male yoga position requiring extreme flexibility, and a fortunate endowment such that you can perform cunnilingus on yourself, and potentially never leave the house.

Ever since Joe perfected the happy cobra he is a lot calmer. How'd you hurt your back Dave - working on the happy cobra? I heard that Mark can perform the happy cobra and he is not a flexible person at all.

by Arkanoid_Champ August 6, 2012