Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

Pookie wookie dookie

A pookie bookie dookie is when a girl finds out you're dating the same person and then invites you to be her girlfriend and you slurp each other's pussy for a hour before breaking up and go back to you're lives

Oh yeah, she was my pookie wookie dookie but we just didn't work out

by Draculaura123 January 20, 2024

ass ass dookie dot

When something sucks.

Or

When something is hard and you don't want to do it, but it is still cool.

That math problem was ass ass dookie dot.
Climbing that mountain was ass ass dookie dot.

by that wont work November 14, 2023

air over dookie

When you have to have shit but you pass gas instead and it smells like you shitted on yourself.

Sam, you stank! Did you just fart? It smell like you got air over dookie!

by MisterWantYourG February 4, 2026

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025