Cunto de gunto

Trying to be a smart ass.

Karim saw a Amin fucking a hooker in the ass and said "Amin you fucking cunto de gunto"

by Jdub J May 18, 2006

Skook de booooo!

What you say when there's nothing left to be said.

Girl: Put a condom on.
Guy: I don't want to i'll pull out.
Girl: Put it on or we're not having sex.
Guy:........ Skook de booooo!

by High-Cee September 11, 2012

Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

piernas de popote

a girl with no tits and no ass

dam look at her shes piernas de popote

i wouldn't hit it

by pooolllkkkkdd November 20, 2013

De ja poo

De ja vu while sitting on the toilet.

Man: Man I was taking a fat shit today..

Friend: Oh yeah? Thanks for sharing..

Man: Yeah it was weird, I was having de ja poo..

by Jackolino September 20, 2011

cara de plancha

Spanish phrase used by Americans of Mexican descendent. Means chewed up face. 😖 Something you would playfully say to someone who shows up with a sour look on their face. The phrase really translates to “iron face” but is meant more for a face that needs to be ironed.

What’s up cara de plancha! Why that look on your face? You haven’t had your coffee this morning?

by ursdpal February 15, 2018

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008