David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

david austin

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by A wee ginger prek April 22, 2018

David Ethan

when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep

Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.

by Hintai January 1, 2012

david joshua

He's a good person with a good personality that will always be on your side no matter what

David Joshua is my friend

by Ali is awesome April 26, 2017

Dry David

A dry david is the opposite of a wet willy. It is when you stick your dry finger and insert it into someone's ear and twist.

Zack just gave Marco a dry david.

by Sea Horse June 21, 2010

Slimey david

A boy that has being through a lot on his own and basically wiped his own nose(slimey), he is always fun to be with and you can count on him but alone he has a lot on his mind and he keeps them to himself.

He acts like slimey david

by Bigslimeydavid June 18, 2020