NO DICK DAVID

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

David Warkentin

Born 1991: Frontman of the band Mullet and the Mischief Makers. He is known for his mullet, guitar skills, and good looks.

Did you see David Warkentin rip it up at the Mullet and the Mischief Makers show last night?

by Danger Dave W February 11, 2010

david cameron

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.

fuck david cameron!

by tape6 December 14, 2019

David B

The best boyfriend ever

I want a boyfriend like David B

by JillSaysHI August 20, 2020

David Ethan

when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep

Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.

by Hintai December 30, 2011

Davide Quaranta

Davide Quaranta is used to indicate a person particularly good at playing Yu-Gi-Oh unlike a Francesco Degiovanni or a Valerio Ferlaino

Wow that guy is such a Davide Quaranta

by Matteo Salvini August 12, 2020

David McKeown

A local Lexington, KY celebrity who will only leave his room wearing a nice dress jacket and jeans. Drinks a lot of Bourbon and Coke and 50 cent beers. Also a huge fan of the shocker.

"You see that David McKeown over there by the bar?",
"Yeah. He only wished he could score as many girls as David McKeown."

by B Workman October 25, 2006