The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail April 2, 2007

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Dan-Whammying

1) A form of whammying on guitar hero known to get the most amount of points quickly by alternating between no whammy and fully whammy in the quickest amount of time.

2) A euphemism for tearful masterbation.

1) 'Dude, you got so many points, you must have been dan-whammying!'

2)

Person A: 'Dude, why the fuck are you crying and ejaculating on yourself?'
Person B: 'Oh, i've been Dan-Whammying.'

by MattDutton March 9, 2012

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Danning It

When the smallest things tell everybody around you that you are retarded

Dammit. Danny is Danning it again.

by SporkyBorky January 3, 2025

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Dan Freakwood

When you wake up with morning wood and feeling freaky

Dude i woke up with a Dan freakwood this morning it was crazy

by thegoat694201488 June 4, 2024

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Dan Heckler

Dan Heckler collects tycock choo choos and likes to foam about the bebemer

I just saw Dan Heckler's last video he just posted

by what da dog doin? July 17, 2021

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Jk dan

A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

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