Cunto de gunto

Trying to be a smart ass.

Karim saw a Amin fucking a hooker in the ass and said "Amin you fucking cunto de gunto"

by Jdub J May 18, 2006

Skook de booooo!

What you say when there's nothing left to be said.

Girl: Put a condom on.
Guy: I don't want to i'll pull out.
Girl: Put it on or we're not having sex.
Guy:........ Skook de booooo!

by High-Cee September 11, 2012

Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.

I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row

by adam August 23, 2005

tour de lance

any cyclist in complete bicycle apparel going way faster than you, usually because they're training for a race.

i was enjoying a nice, leisurely ride on the path when i almost got clipped by tour de lance.

by sifelaverr August 6, 2009

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

piernas de popote

a girl with no tits and no ass

dam look at her shes piernas de popote

i wouldn't hit it

by pooolllkkkkdd November 20, 2013

Saco de patatas

Alguien malísimo en algo, como deportes.

"Eres un saco de patatas para el box"

by VCuicatl January 3, 2014