by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018
Get the -1st base mug.First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual bases mug.Meaning the opposite of Woke.
Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
Based is someone who is confident in their traditional opinions of the world and not swayed by the current zeitgeist of liberal thought.
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Get the Based mug.Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.
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Get the Base My Balls mug.by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
Get the plant-based mug.The Based Misogyny Paradox refers to the phenomenon where upon taking “misogyny” to its logical end, one necessarily reaches the conclusion—just as a feminist would—that it is actually men who are to blame for every societal ill, due to the female sex’s inescapable dependence on male agency.
Feminist: “Men are responsible for every societal problem!”
Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
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Chad: “Yes! Including issues pertaining to modern women!”
Feminist: “Yes! Wait, how do you agree with me on this?”
Chad: “Because I am true misogynist, I have no choice but to blame men for everything.”
Feminist: “Oh f*ck you!”
Chad: “No thanks, you are fat and have blue hair.”
Feminist: *screeches unintelligibly*
- Based Misogyny Paradox
by Canadian Dissident August 3, 2023
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