Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

alabama jigger wiggle

Making a tire swing out of a human body. A reference to hanging and racism against African Americans in Alabama.

I wish someone would make me do the Alabama Jigger Wiggle.

by darkerdandark March 23, 2023

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.

Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton

by Frederthan March 27, 2024

Alabama snowplow

The act of using fried KFC chicken drum sticks to plow mashed potatos n gravy stuffing your ass full by your uncle

Bro uncle Rick gave me the alabama snowplow last night gravy is still leaking out of me

by Itsmeithink January 12, 2025

Alabama fuck focus

A pair of cousins who fuck each other in a ford focus.

Oh man Jeffery me and my cousin had Alabama Fuck focus and it was the greatest sex in my life. She stuck a pineapple up my ass Jeffery!

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Alabama Style

A sexual act in which a person, usually male, adopts another person before having sexual intercourse, thus making the act incestual

"My girl wanted to do it Alabama style, but the courthouse was closed on sunday"

by Jew-Gi-Oh May 19, 2022