International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2013

short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.

Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?

by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

Shiki Shorts

Shorts that aren’t exactly booty shorts cuz the cheeks don’t stick out.
ALL genders can rock the Shiki shorts, you just gotta put your mind to it!!

Man, those shiki shorts look really good on Bobby!!!

by Plushy July 15, 2019

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023