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Noobe

Someone who still hasn’t managed after over 18 months of virtual meetings ere to learn how to manage/host a successful event
Andy is such a noobe, yet again he forgot to turn his mic off and failed to advise speakers of questions coming in on the chat function
by Jcx295 October 13, 2021
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Slang for Cum, the fluid ejaculated during orgasm from the male's penis
Simultaneously w/ the full body spasm that rocked him off balance, his Cock let fly w/ surprising force as well as volume, huge gluey gobs of glistening pearlescent noob cartwheeling gracefully thru chilly air, quite like an act of trapeze, to splat smack up against the face and lips of his Cocksucker still down on bare knees, a face broadcasting shock proving his equal surprise to the abrupt achievement of the goal in their joint venture and subsequent delivery of the well deserved prize, this also w/ a scream that was both gutteral and primal, but served more like bells and whistles at a casino in the quiet still darkness to notify any perv that may, with risk, be lurking near, there were Jackpots to be won for those willing to play.
by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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someone who is being stupid or annoying. another word for lame.
"Dude, come party with us!"
"no, I'm staying in tonight. I feel like going to bed early anyways."
"Dude, quit being noob and come out with us!"
by blacktiesurfboard April 26, 2010
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Man you acting like a noob right now, I should call you Keanu!
by UsrNox December 6, 2021
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Noob

A reference that came to light during the late 90s by gamers refering new inexperienced player that often are responsible for their team losing or dying easily.

It's believed to be a short word references two words in one "Newbie" meaning inexperienced and "Boob" meaning stupid person or a foolish person.

Thus Noob. An inexperienced foolish person.
"You lost the game for us you noob!"

"You are such a noob dude...lol"

"Well, you rushed in there without thinking, didn't you? You noob".

"Get some practice you dumb noob"
by Mark1983 January 13, 2022
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