Some Guy: "So uh, Frank called me on my birthday; then he asked me if he could borrow some money."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
Demetri: "Pfft, Frank... That guys a real short sleeved magician."
by frggr March 2, 2010
Get the Short sleeved magicianmug. The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
Get the Shorts Weathermug. by Anonym215 November 29, 2021
Get the Short shorts daymug. by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
Get the Worse than a short well and a straight pipemug. Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018
Get the short shaftmug. by E12Complex February 12, 2024
Get the shortmug. Dude 1: I can't believe Jenna is dating Joseph
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
Dude 2: Yeah, it's cause I heard she's a short pitch bitch
by Mr. Dumber November 17, 2022
Get the short pitch bitchmug.