woman

According to liberals, someone who identifies as a woman; someone who displays womanhood.

This person with a beard, an Adam's Apple, hair all over, and a bass voice has a dress, high heels, and makeup; this person is a woman.

by JesusIsKingAboveAll February 3, 2024

portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Woman

A human being that has an ass that's bigger than a man

You see that beautiful woman over there?

by Shottie6ft3 November 26, 2023

sneaky little satan woman

A mischievous woman that engages in frequent acts of tomfoolery.

"nah bro that's hella nasty, you must be a sneaky little satan woman"

by rats bastardly December 8, 2023

Woman Repellent

Look at hemant, it’ll say a lot.

“Bro have you seen hemant?”
“Yeah, he’s kinda below average why?”
“Wdym. He’s literally woman repellent.”

by Booger-man December 9, 2023

Woman

Crass • Crazy

The woman I met online was crazy

by BC1969 December 11, 2023

Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022