Ever met someone who feels like one in a billion? Someone whose presence feels irreplaceable in life? A person who touches the deepest corners of your heart and adds joy, fun and laughter to your days? That someone is Andrew. Andrew is an extremely rare species, perhaps from another planet or another galaxy altogether. Legends have claimed that he was born in the Southern Island of New Zealand and has lived in multiple different countries so far. He’s a frequent flier, a Guinness book of world records record holder, an awesome orator and excellent poet and writer. His articulation skills are unbeatable and so are his skills at planning amazing itineraries that maximize his time in a given location. He is like a genie, wish sincerely and he can reach to your doorstep from anywhere in the world, within 24 hours! He defies the impossible by looking and actually being like a 16 year old, despite this biological age. He is cuddly and a child at heart. He loves shopping especially getting treats and fruits. He has amazing eyes and a smile to die for. People kill to be his friend and he makes sure none of his friends or friend’s friend ever has to celebrate their birthday alone. He is genuine and also a genius :)
by GroverSnow May 6, 2022
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acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings
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acts naughty during christmas to eat the coal they get in their stockings
by Chink of the century May 24, 2022
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Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
Andrews hands can reach all the way up your butt. He could stroke a 20 ft peen. He will give you the good stuff.
He has waves like a black man.
by Huudywuudy March 11, 2019
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Get the Andrew Lachina mug.Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
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Andrew Cuomo doesn't look like Whitney Houston and the female state trooper most likely doesn't look like Kevin Costner, but any time a female is assigned to make a guy feel safe instead of him making her feel safe, what does he expect to happen to him? He allowed this to happen to himself, now he has to climb out of the hole he dug himself, even if he had help from other people that digging it with him. It seems like stuff you would see coming, but apparently he didn't pay much attention to any indication that these people close to him were not friends of his.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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