The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 7, 2025
Get the stoplight testmug. when you actually tried to test the features of Urban Dictionary rather than taking a gamble to upload a new word and get reported.
by brushyargyle23 December 1, 2020
Get the testmug. crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:
Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test
by MJPII November 19, 2017
Get the crumple testmug. 
When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
Get the The Haberman Testmug.