Grant-time

grahnt-tahym noun: the act of masturbation.

He refused to open the door during Grant-time.

by American University December 21, 2008

cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

by PowerPlayersChat April 9, 2007

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 7, 2009

Yeet Time

A word used to describe an action, in which a mother, father, or any human being, with the mother's consent, throw the baby, or other forms of a small child, aggressively out a window, door, or any other open object. The person may say, "YEET" while doing this action.

The baby in the movie theater wouldn't shut up. So, I went over to the mom and said, "May I yeet your baby?". She replied, "Yes". Then I yeeted the baby out of the theatre via the door. While I did so, I yelled," Yeet Time!"

by Edwardism January 26, 2019

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017