Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

Fat Ninja

The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.

The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.

Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"

Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."

by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.

Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!

by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008

Ninja-ed

Verb
1. Generally used in online gaming, describes the action of completly disspearing from someone's sight while fighting him. After the person dissapears, he generally owns the guy he dodged.

Holy crap dude! That guy just Ninja-ed me. WTF

by Hitokiri0Kenshin April 26, 2006

Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside

She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night

by Joe Randall June 11, 2008

Forum Ninja

One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.

Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".

by Icanhazreconz October 8, 2008