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by Big dick petter April 26, 2019
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custard tits

Custard Tits is usually a term used for a chick with sloppy, saggy tits. The name comes from the sloppiness of the breast, which can be related to the feeling of custard in a plastic bag.
'Damn that bitches tits are sloppy. Goddamn custard tits."
by WooS July 17, 2006
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witch's tit

Evidence that a woman is a witch and should be burned forthwith. In early times it meant an unfortunate birth defect on some women that took the form of a third nipple on the chest. Later witch hunters were not so discriminating and pointed to any mark, scar, mole, cyst, or mosquito bite found on any part of the body of the hapless bitch, thereby ensuring arrest, conviction, and subsequent barbecue.
Behold the witch's tit! By Our Lady, thou art a foul and monstrous..uh..hmmmm...! Anybody got a match?
by South Beach Butt Watcher April 9, 2008
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shit tit

SHIT TIT! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
by dizzlebizzle January 17, 2010
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Tits O'Clock

A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
Last night's Tits O'Clock ended in an accidental orgy. Whoops! Welcome to college.
by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011
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tit drapes

A female shirt-like garment that hangs from the shoulders and flares outward towards the bottom. Tit drapes do not accentuate the breast region whatsoever, and furthermore makes women appear as if they are pregnant, cuz only pregnant bitches should be wearin that shit.
by matthewbaer January 16, 2008
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sack tits

Where a boy sticks his sack on or in between a girls tits..
Katelyn: i want you to stick your balls on my chest?

Will: okay, sack tits..
by $P3NC3 September 1, 2009
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