Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

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benny magic

(noun) The supernatural ability possessed by any Benny to pull off the seemingly impossible, turning dire situations into downright miracles. It’s like having a backstage pass to the universe’s cheat codes.

"The client was hesitant, but Benny Magic turned a no into a yes with one straightforward pitch."

by DefinitelyNotBenny February 13, 2025

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A magic Johnson

When someone is wanking and before they cum they jump and do a 360 and try to spunk in their partners ass

Marcus just did a magic Johnson on his wife

by Brian franks May 31, 2021

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Magic McHugh

An Irish female who utilizes her charm to get what she wants from her fellow classmates. Usually of the tall nature, she befriends Persians and excels at track.

Maggie: Hey, how was track today?
Sam: It sucked, cuz of that darn Magic McHugh stealing all the guys.
Maggie: Oh. I see.

by OMGimamags April 14, 2010

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Make you do magic

a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)

fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.

by Beez Leboss November 12, 2012

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