A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022

by playitstrange August 12, 2022

by dildowheeler923 May 31, 2018

by nazzy13 October 17, 2022

by kyttt April 15, 2023

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)
Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019
