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Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
mugGet the Cougar Skinmug.

lizard skins

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”
by playitstrange August 12, 2022
mugGet the lizard skinsmug.

skin dress

damn, I've seen jenny naked, it looks like she wears a skin dress without any clothes on.
by dildowheeler923 May 31, 2018
mugGet the skin dressmug.

light skin

a lightskin is a mix of two races they can say the n word to
by nazzy13 October 17, 2022
mugGet the light skinmug.

til the skin come off

Used in a inappropriate way; means to suck dick so hard the skin comes off
by kyttt April 15, 2023
mugGet the til the skin come offmug.

tree skin dick

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.
by libby2013 July 7, 2016
mugGet the tree skin dickmug.

skin sauce

Any non-toxic, non-greasy lotion that can be put on any food in place of other sauces, such as ranch, ketchup, or hot sauce. (Note: safe for skin)
Person 1: “This is the softest and smoothest burger i’ve ever had! What’s in it?”
Person 2: “That would be skin sauce. It forces your mouth to water because it’s moisturising it!”
by Dani Jacobs August 4, 2019
mugGet the skin saucemug.

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