by Sonicetomeetyouangeles February 28, 2024

A version of Boots from Dora the explorer that suffers from anorexia.
His name is Boot because his whole body fits in one boot.
His name is Boot because his whole body fits in one boot.
by Vanilla waffer March 14, 2019

She sat down at the dinner table and realised the profile pictures were highly misleading. He was boot ugly.
by cg036 December 19, 2021

by Smileysamuel January 30, 2025

Ex.1) "Hey have you seen my boyfriend!?"
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
"I think I saw him with Ashley talking boots, you deserve better."
Ex.2) Friend 1. "I don't know what to say I never had a date before"
Friend 2. "Just talk boots with her bro don't overthink everything."
Next day
Friend 2. " How did the date go, get any?"
Friend 1. "No you morron she just stopped talking to me and left after I kept talking about boots and how they are made, for half an hour. Neather of us were even wearing boots!"
Friend 2. *Facepalm*
by Just trying to dream March 16, 2021

TWhen your playing GTA V and your looking for a bugatti and you find a similar car that turns out to just be a random car.
c'MERizaih: Hey look a bugatti!
Me: No cuhh that's a boot boot gotti! XD
*c'MERizaih face palms himself into another dimension*
Me: No cuhh that's a boot boot gotti! XD
*c'MERizaih face palms himself into another dimension*
by pp el creador March 8, 2014

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
