An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014
Get the work-tardedmug. by Daddy "Icky" Matt September 26, 2022
Get the Fuck-tardmug. Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
by KillaNeptune May 10, 2011
Get the Tard-Oldmug. 
Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.
That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.
by BappoHotel January 22, 2025
Get the minger tardmug. by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024
Get the Tard Guardmug. Meth induced retardation.
When someone has used copious amounts of methamphetamine to the point of retardation.
When someone has used copious amounts of methamphetamine to the point of retardation.
Man look at that SPUN-TARDED guy. He is talking to the shadow people. Get him a sandwich, shower and a nap
by anonymous March 24, 2022
Get the SPUN-TARDEDmug.