September

Sexless septembet. The month where no man or woman is aloud to have sex alot like no nut November exept you can masterbate but you cant have sex of any kind

"Hey babe do youwant to have sex" "sorry baby we cant its sexless September"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023

September 24

People born on this day are the Cutest most nicest person you’ll meet they have a big dick give them a hug and see if they hug you back

How to get a lot of people on September 24 and thank them for being cute and having a big dick.

by Big Dick Dee Dee November 24, 2023

September 3rd

The realest niggaz that ever live were born on that day

Yo Nate Ik ur bday is on September 3rd which means ur the realest nigga to ever live

by anonymous November 25, 2023

September 6

Is when the most kindest, sweetest, and most prettiest people are born. They have horrible hearing, but they are very sweet and loving.

“She was born in september 6, of course she’s beautiful.”

by @pookienation November 25, 2023

7 September

National delulu people day

Friend : why are you so delulu?
You : well I am borned on 7 september
Friend : oh, makes sense!

by mat3i_ir1 November 27, 2023

september 1

national jungkook day🫶🏻
JUNGKOOKS BDAY
( BTS )

“ oh it’s september 1st jungkooks bday.”

by r3nnaa November 27, 2023

September 30

Someone has to give the person with the name “Jason” a present.

Hey! Here a present!
Oh thanks! Why though?
Don’t be silly, it’s September 30th!

by A “sexy” person November 27, 2023