Steved

Lied to, deceived, misled, forged

You thought he was telling you the truth, you’ve been steved

by BoNugget February 14, 2024

Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂

Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )

by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020

Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.

"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

steves shenanigans

when your local texan goes absolutely bonkers

or when that guy steve loses it playing bugsnax

oh no hes back at his steves shenanigans

by steve:) April 22, 2023

Starbucks Steve

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!

Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?

by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Kitchen Steve

That guy who does everything way cheaper than your local business'. Need a haircut, call Kitchen Steve, Tattoo? He's not licensed but he got this cool tattoo gun off eBay once and he practices on himself.

Dude you don't need to pay $60 for that haircut man, Kitchen Steve will do it for $10. Let me give him a call!

by ChaoticFreedoms October 29, 2020