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Massachusetts Skinner 

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.
Last Friday night I gave her the Massachusetts Skinner

Even the skinniest dog has fleas 

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

Daniel W Skinner 

Daniel W Skinner is the most extraordinary person you’ll ever meet. He is stunning even though he denies it. He’ll also tell you right from wrong. He is a very talented and successful person who is bound to do great things. He swept me off my feet and I wouldn’t change it for the world. Although I can’t see the further, I hope I never lose him because being with him has been the best time of my life. If you ever end up with a Daniel, don’t let him go.
Look! There goes Daniel W Skinner!”
Daniel W Skinner by Borris March 30, 2021

Light light skinned 

Someone that may look white but they’re not actually white
Guy 1: “Look at Levi the white boy
Guy 2: “He ain’t white, he’s just light light skinned
Light light skinned by Captian Dizzy September 29, 2021

B.F. Skinner 

a girl friend who only wants to give you painful hand jobs and tell you about her old boyfriends. ("B.F." for best friend. "Skinner" for a hand job. B.F. Skinner was a famous behavioral psychologist of the 20th century)
My first girl friend was a real B.F. Skinner. All she ever did was yank on my cock and tell me about the guy she lost her virginity to.
B.F. Skinner by Poetjester August 16, 2018