Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
by marurmom November 20, 2021
Get the Robert Pattinsonmug. A lil punk bitch from oildale thats a downey and is afraid of ricklamb he wont admit it but hes afraid for his worthless life he snaked chloe from him hes a king cobra for sure born and raised a bitch coward lame pussy mother fucker nigger lop cunt std infested looks like a fucken mouse and doesnt wanna hurt anyone bitch ass nigga his time is running out he just dont know it hes also one of reggies side bitches well aka sancho but gay theres a video of him giving reggie a slurpee like a gay bitch he did a shot and fagged the fuck off with him so dont do shots around robert speckman cause he will suck ur cawk tootles
by Ricklamb69 August 4, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place
by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.
by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018
Get the Robertmug. The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.
by Lord fard December 17, 2022
Get the Robertmug. Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse
by Yes7771w April 26, 2021
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