rice kernal

chinese boys who confess their love to you... and then tear your heart apart by turning into an absolute bipolar godzilla.

girl 1: have you seen that hot chink?
girl 2: yeah... don't even I hear he's a total rice kernal

by ihatewhiteboyz19 December 04, 2010

Arfloorio Rice

When you spill Arborio rice all over the floor whilst making risotto.

Shit, there's a whole lot of arfloorio rice underfoot.

by Bird Bitch August 24, 2010

Rice pong

A game similar to beer pong. Rice pong is a game that involves rice, red solo cups and ping pong balls. Players attempt to throw a ping pong ball across a table to their opponents half filled cups of rice. Players are required to drink or eat the rice from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The loser will have to eat the remaining rice. Commonly played by Asians at Asian family gatherings. Rice ping typically does not get you drunk like beer pong does.

Exactly like beer pong but with rice.
Asian #1: Do you want to plan some beer pong?
Asian #2: No I don't drink. What about rice pong?
Asian #1: Rice pong. Heck yeah I'll kick your butt!

by Asianricepong May 28, 2012

Rice on the Rim

Little bits of poop on the rim of the anus

Everyone loves a little rice on the rim when they're eating ass.

by AnalMouthBlast February 14, 2021

Mobile rice

Maggot

Wow the bin is covered in mobile rice.

by 1800Stickfigure November 29, 2021

Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie February 21, 2018

Cheeses Rice

A Term Used In Lieu Of "Jesus Christ", Mainly Used In Public Places As To Not Offend Standbys Or Your Christian Friends !

Chad: Did you watch the X-Games last night ?

Chad 2: Your damn right i did, Did you see that sick run by Shawn Right . . .

Chad: Cheeses Rice that guy is simply amazing !

by JeddyB85 September 07, 2011