Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

rice cracker

A person of primarily asian and white descent, usually half and half.

"Is he Asian?"
"nah, he's a rice cracker"

by arathor1 February 27, 2025

Pork Fried Rice

It means No or Negative within the Pallet Starting, It Takes Two, otherwise Work Order community.

Person 1: Hey man did you beat Horde last night?

Person 2:Pork Fried Rice! You know I didnt

by PeePeePooPooCheck3 September 14, 2025

rice lover

In order to see the true definition see azn john.

omg...it's the rice lover!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

Ricee

A Discord member who likes monke and Hamzajke

Trip:Have you seen Ricee?

Niky:Yeah he loves monke

by Randi gandu February 1, 2021

rice-balling

Asian form of tea bagging

Person A: “Hey, I just got some tea bags today!”
Person B: “Nice, dude! I’m going to Tokyo tomorrow for some rice-balling with this cute guy I met on Grindr! Don’t worry if I don’t respond; I’m gonna have my mouth full!”

by Orchid Palmer February 9, 2018