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Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.
“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”
by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018
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Im from Roastland

A small meme by AlexCruz289
iM FROM ROASTLAND, B-WORD ROASTLAND
by AlexCruz289 June 21, 2019
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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 14, 2020
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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