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piss call

The name given to an inordinately ungodly time at which one must wake up for work, school, etc.
"I can't go out tonight, I have a 6AM piss call."
by patrsacc April 14, 2009
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tea piss

Tea piss - a tea piss is where a mouthful of tea is spat out due to involuntary laughing at a funny joke or incident.

This term could evolve into other beverages.
E.g. coffee piss, coke piss etc.
"he heard the punch line of the joke and subsequently performed a tea piss, spraying the room with a fine mist of brown liquid and soaking his colleagues!"
by Adam Jennison October 9, 2007
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piss dance

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra
bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.
by piss definitions are my game December 28, 2008
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pissed off

the feeling one gets when they snap their car key outside work - stupid fucking key
shane was so pissed off when he snapped his keys off in the door of his car, outside his work
by mr sexy numero duo October 8, 2010
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ass piss

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the ass pissmug.

gook piss

Tom loves eating gook piss, gook piss is the skeet.
by yunguns March 23, 2008
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Piss -fit

uncontrolled display of negative emotions, tantrum.
When Heather's Dad found she was pregnant, he threw a piss-fit.
by Habbakuk July 15, 2005
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