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2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
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Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
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Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.
Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
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Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.
Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
by Bro Jake March 24, 2023
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Billy asked his friend “Hey Clause hows that new girl You met from the Halloween party and you doing?, have you banged her yet?”
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
Clause says “Nah my ninja I’m in penis escrow brah. But I’m taking her out to Dairy Queen next Friday so I’m thinking we gonna get some ivory and bump uglies!”
Billy - Damn bro, you got class!
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