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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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Ima Put Your Back On Blast

Ima Put Your Back On Blast
Ima Put Your Back On Blast
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<.6.7.6.>Nince, niwincNce, nincE<.6.7.6.>The universe grants permission to put yourself first this weekend for pepping whistles on bortherds-=>.6.76.
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PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

Hey, I'm getting piz- PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!
by TapCat February 10, 2021
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Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.
Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
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put up the shots

To search for. Fiji, if you're seeing this please ask us to date party.
"Yeah date party confirmed happening. I'll tell the guys to put up the shots for dates."
by JacobLehr November 8, 2021
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Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.
Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign
by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017
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