Poo Dance

When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!

This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.

Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!

by NomadicDoctor August 30, 2016

Flying Poos

When the urge to go #2 gets so severe that it is on the verge of coming out in your pants, that it makes you rush to the toilet and all of the poo is out within 2.4 seconds.

Man, I had the flying poos so bad I actually had to use a port-a-potty at a random construction site.

"Oh, gotta go" . . . 2.4 seconds later . . . "wow, much better, just a case of the flying poos!"

by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009

poo juiced

being sprayed some by the toylet water when bending down to pull up pants after taking a dump.

Bill thought he was going to die when he was poo juiced in the men's room.

by scott mccowan April 2, 2007

Plucky Poo

A gripping or lifting utensil used to move, rotate, and turn a steak, fish, or other protein with delicate precision on a grilling surface.

I used my plucky poos to pick a well-done steak off the grill.

by Zigfried Smurdlap October 25, 2010

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016

resurrection poo

When you poo and even after you flush and it goes away, it comes back when you're not looking.

Dude, I had a poo and no matter how many times I flushed it kept coming back. It must've been a resurrection poo.

by The Crig February 4, 2010