tree hugger

A slightly derogatory term describing an employee of a company who stays in the same position for many, many years. This term is usually used in industries such as software engineering where the dynamics of the profession are always changing and it is not unusual for other people in the same field to change jobs every few years. This term was often used in the Silicon Valley during the dot-com bubble (late 1990s).
The opposite of a job hopper is a tree hugger.
by Jon Davis January 01, 2009
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happy tree friends

Unfunny cartoon series, mainly watched by prepubescent 12 year old faggots who think it's the funniest thing ever.
by 99999999999999999999990 November 23, 2007
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Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.
Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.
by BillGatesEatsChildren February 26, 2010
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Magic Peach tree

A tree that flys across the land and drives around young teenagers.
Wouldn't it be grand if we could fly across the land on a magical peach tree.
by MaxRetarted March 27, 2004
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happy tree friends

a hilarious, morbid cartoon where a bunch of cute little forrest animals die.
flippy is my favorite happy tree friends charecter.
by HatchetMaster April 23, 2005
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Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree
by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019
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Arctic Pine Tree

when a girl covers your dick in chocolate sauce, green sprinkles, and some Whipped Cream. so it looks like a pine tree with snow on it. she then licks it off.
for my b-day my gf gave me an Arctic Pine Tree, it was cold but it felt good when she licked it off.
by Adassica December 19, 2009
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